Decentralized Perp Goon

THE 67 PERP DEX

Non-custodial rizzing made for all — whether you're a noob to crypto or a giga-chad pro.

// Boosted by King Mav Trevillian. Validated by Sam Altman.
// Word of the Year 2025.

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THE 67 RIZZLE

It started with Mav Trevillian (The 67 Gooner). Confirmed when Sam Altman dropped GPT 6-7.

"GPT-6 gonna be GPT 6-7."

Word of 2025

MOG THE MARKET

On-chain, Pure Sigma.

Trade crypto like BTC, ETH, and SOL with up to 1001x rizz leverage. Fully edged on-chain with zero beta impact. The 67 Perp DEX connects pro plays with the PvP skibi zone.

SKIBIDI MARKETS

WHY 67 PERP

Built for rizz, speed, and sigma edging.

Cross-chain Trading

No need for yapping or switches, just vibe on a chain and send it. Skibidi interoperability.

Unmatched Liquidity

Tap into deep gyatt liquidity across markets to hit those big sigma trades.

Confidence

Whether you're newbie or alpha, enjoy a smooth skibi built for clarity and control.

Secret Orders

Drop limit orders that stay cloaked from the public feed — size and direction totally skibidi.

TRADE WITH MAX RIZZ.
BAG THAT BREAD.

The 67 Gyatt DEX. Future vibes already mogging.

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